Your husband probably does not like his Christmas gift if .....

(5) He opens it and says, "Wow, I hope you got a really good deal on this, I mean a really good deal."

(4) He opens it and says, "Honey, you shouldn't have... and I mean it."

(3) He opens it and says, "I like it... but what is the return policy and where did you buy it?"

(2) He opens it and says, "Of course I like it... but what exactly is it?"

(1) You find him listing it on Ebay before lunch.

adapted from Todd Wilson, Familyman Ministries

Hoping you hear none of these comments this holiday season ☺